Quinn Turns Three

You know what they say, third time’s a charm. For Quinn’s third birthday, unlike her first or her second, I did not freak out over anything, not even once. I didn’t have any disastrous paint episodes, no videography meltdowns, no frantic baking or gift buying. 

What I did do was manage to avoid, for one more year, hosting a party of little people and instead invited our adult friends to come to dinner so it would at least feel festive. I spent the morning on the back of a tandem bicycle with my friend Mary, not even worrying about cleaning the house or frosting the cupcakes, and then I bought a bunch of steaks and some balloons and that was about it. 

Quinn was still excited that it was her birthday--it was the first one she’s really had any awareness of. When I picked her up at school on Friday, the day before her Saturday birthday, she waved and yelled out her window to anyone who would listen, “Goodbye! Goodbye! It’s going to be my birthday! And my friend Jerry is coming! And Rebecca! And Baby Henry! And Corey and Kellam are coming too! And we’re gonna have cupcakes! And a dance party! Goodbye!”

I was excited too, of course, but determined not to be so neurotic this time. I only bought her a few presents: two new books (Make Way for Ducklings and one called You Are My I Love You that is so beautiful it made me cry in the toy store), a package of undies, a headlamp--just because, and an awesome backpack with an owl on it and a mini-carabiner on the zipper. 

The presents I bought for Quinn on her first and second birthdays have seen practically no use in the time since; she wasn’t really ready for either of them--rather they were gifts I was eager for her to have. This year I bought her a present I knew she would love. And she did love it, but in a wonderfully surprising way. I bought her a backpack because by turning three she would be moved up from “pebble” status into the “rocks” room at her school, and I thought it would help her mark that transition--no longer me carrying her bag for her, but her carrying her things all by herself as she is now wont to do. When she opened it, she squealed with joy, “A backpack! For camping! Now we can go camping!” The funny thing is I hadn’t even thought of that, and yet that’s what I have been wanting to do since her first birthday when I bought her a sleeping bag.

For some reason I didn’t feel any of the anxiousness of previous birthdays; I just wanted to have a fun evening. And we did. Even though I purposefully did not tell our friends that it was Quinn’s birthday when I invited them to dinner, they are the kind of friends who knew anyway and still showed up with presents and tons of birthday party energy. Jerry and Rebecca came with Baby Henry, as Quinn knew they would, all of them so happy and healthy and vibrant that it felt like a party as soon as they arrived. And Corey and Kellam came too which was exciting in ways I’m not sure I’m supposed to talk about so I won’t. And Quinn greeted all of them from the front porch as they pulled in the driveway. 

The evening was a swirling unscripted celebration: Corey brought some chips, about five bags of them for some reason, and we munched and talked and some of us drank some wine, and we tried to get caught up on each other’s news and at the same time tried to keep the dogs away from the baby, and Quinn away from the cupcakes, and there was some gift giving and picture taking and story telling and commiserating and some more wine and eventually some candle lighting and singing. 

And before the birthday girl went to bed, all the adults around her, our dear and wonderful friends, joined her for the dance party she had been imagining. We turned on some tunes and danced in our tiny living room all together. 

Quinn danced and laughed and got picked up and put down and she jumped on the couch a thousand times with her helium balloons and then eventually, on the verge of collapse, she actually went to bed. 

Rebecca sent me an email the next day: “Never knew I could have so much fun at a 3 year old birthday party!” I replied with some suggestion that the wine had probably helped, but what I really wanted to say was that I never knew I would be so lucky as to have friends like these who would come and be so loving and kind to my kid, and make her feel so special on her birthday. Quinn was totally at ease with everyone, and she had the time of her life. She’s still talking about it. And I’m still wondering how to communicate my gratitude to my friends, and for my daughter, and for the abundance of love I feel in this life.

Happy Birthday Quinn. I love you.

To Spank or Not to Spank

When Sam and I were getting ready to build our house, people were constantly telling us how stressful it would be. We were engaged at the time, planning to get married in the middle of the building process and a number of people went so far as to say that building a house with a partner caused their marriages to end. I had only one person, one lone person, tell me that building her house with her husband was fun. And I’m grateful to that person still because she gave me hope that it was possible.

Approaching Quinn’s third birthday was a similar experience. Everyone, leading up to it, made a point to tell us that “the terrible twos aren’t that bad...it’s three that’s the worst!” The horror stories about toddlers at age three are ominous, to say the least--enough to make you hate the year, before you even get there. This is how self-fulfilling prophecies work. You imagine dreading the phase and so you do. 

Or, you don’t. I’m working to tune out the doom and gloom.

I will confess that it’s not been entirely easy. Quinn is tenacious, intense, even prone to fits of violence. One night, determined not to take the bath that she so obviously needed, she grabbed a mason jar from the edge of the tub and threw it at my head. Fortunately, it missed my head. Unfortunately it did not miss the porcelain toilet; it shattered all over the bathroom. I was so stunned I didn’t immediately react; I just gasped and turned my head to look at her. What I saw next was the scariest part: Quinn was initially surprised too, but when she saw me turn to look at her, she quickly composed herself and looked me directly in the eye. Her gaze was threatening, her eyebrows bent, her message clear: “Don’t push me, Mom; I’m not taking a bath.”

The past month or two has brought increasingly frequent meltdowns, increasingly furious outbursts, and increasingly angry reactions from both me and Sam. Quinn has spent a lot of time in “time-out.” And when she’s in time-out, I can tell you, she is not thinking about what she’s done wrong, she’s thinking about ways to kill us. She pounds on the walls and she screams.

But let me back up a bit. The other thing I’ve been struggling with in the past few months, in addition to my raging toddler, is an increasing feeling of pressure from other people about how to handle her. In fact, some of that pressure goes way back to when Quinn was probably about a year old and she was doing something my dad thought was inappropriate. He looked at her, with wide disbelieving eyes, and then at me...back to her, back to me. “When are you going to spank her!?” he demanded. The idea seemed laughable to me at the time; I definitely wasn’t going to spank her at that age and I wasn’t even sure I ever would. Hitting her seemed absurd.

I’ve had other questions about my parenting choices since, some direct and some just implied. There were a number of challenging moments this summer, in front of family or friends, when Quinn would misbehave, demand attention, refuse to go to bed, or slap me across the face in front of a room full of people. In each of those moments I was simultaneously trying to figure out how to deal with Quinn’s embarrassing behavior and how to also manage the observers’ expectations and in some way explain or justify my choices. What people often don’t understand is that the kid behaves worse because they are there, and I parent differently because they are there. Instead of making a scene, or getting really angry, I found myself trying to smooth things over calmly and positively, so as not to disrupt the mood any more than we already had. But sometimes, I found, people expect you to lose it--they want you to blow a gasket because that’s how they did things, or how things were done to them. In their opinions or experiences, that’s the way you have to react in order to maintain control and raise an obedient, well-mannered kid.

By the end of this summer, as Quinn kept doing things that frustrated us, I started to wonder if all of those people were right. I started experimenting when no one was around to witness my angry-parent reactions: I stopped tolerating any misbehavior, I got mad quickly, I put her in time-out often...I even, recently, tried slapping her hand when she hit me, so the sting of it would send a message. And the other day, after allowing this pattern to repeat for a while, I slapped her on the face. “How do you like it?” I asked her. “I don’t like that,” she blurted out through shocked tears. “Then don’t do it to me...” But as my sentence trailed off, so did my conviction. I realized why I had never reprimanded  her in these ways when people were around: because I felt absurd and ashamed.

I always imagined that I would be the tough cop with my kid. I’m a stickler for right and wrong, I don’t put up with b.s. from anyone, and there have been plenty of times I’ve yelled at people. But I don’t like yelling at Quinn. Here’s why: three short years ago she came into this world weighing only seven pounds, with her skinny little chicken legs, and every day since I’ve watched her set her sights on doing new things and apply her persistence to accomplishing them. At this time last year she was just starting to be verbal. By now she can have sustained conversations with people on the phone. She has memorized every single word of a handful of beloved books. I can tell her something once and she’ll remember it and apply it repeatedly with ease. “May I please be excused?” she’ll ask after a meal. “Thank you for making me my dinner, Mom,” she’ll say as she climbs down from her chair with a big, proud smile. 

And when Quinn screws up, or hurts your feelings, she knows it and she manages to process through her anger much more quickly than some adults I know. When she’s given the time and space to do so, Quinn almost always makes a point to apologize. At three she still lashes out when she is feeling emotions that need an outlet, but she is also beginning to develop a sense of how other people are feeling too. And while the time between a strike and an apology might seem long to some observers, the fact that one inevitably follows the other is something that I admire. Frankly, she behaves better than a lot of adults I’ve dealt with in life, but because she is a toddler, there are a lot of people who think she should be kept constantly in line.

I can tell you for certain that if someone threw me in a time-out and then immediately got in my face and demanded that I calm down, “use my nice voice,” and apologize for something I felt justified in having done, I would lose my f’ing mind. And that’s the key for me right now: I can empathize with her. I don’t respond well to belligerent displays of authority, so why would she? I have to find a way that feels more natural and, as I do, I’m confident it will work better than what we’ve been trying lately. I won’t speak for Sam; he and I have always had a really different style as teachers, and we’ve both found what feels right and natural with our students, with generally positive results for each of us. I know he’s going through these parenting questions right now too, and I suspect he feels a bit envious of the dads of old who simply left the day-to-day parenting to the moms; he’s not so lucky--everything in our house is shared, including the parenting books that are starting to pile up.

When we left Quinn’s three-year check up with her pediatrician today, we both felt a bit deflated. Quinn behaved as I suspected she would: she did not want to be examined and she did not fall for the nurse or doctor’s coy attempts to trick her into “playing a game” or taking a bribe. She wanted to do her own thing and, when Sam tried to hold her still on his lap, and the doctor leaned into her personal space with her instruments, Quinn wriggled one arm free and slapped her right on the face. I was disappointed and apologetic, but not entirely surprised. Sam was mortified. 

I had really been looking forward to the appointment--to hearing what the doctor thought about Quinn’s progress, to being able to brag about the fact that Quinn gave up her pacifier herself, and that she was the one who decided she wanted to stop wearing diapers, and that since then, she’s been wearing “unnies” almost all the time. Instead we got bogged down in talking about the challenges of dealing with her behavior. The pediatrician said, in a tone that implied she thought we had long-since figured this out, that “Quinn is obviously a spirited child,” and it was clear that spirited was a euphemism.  And it is, I looked it up: spirited is the nice word for “high needs.”

So that’s what we left with today: a label. That and the business card of a family counselor who specializes in “spirited” children.

I know I’m at a turning point because while I was disappointed with her behavior today, I wasn’t mad. I'm done being mad at her all the time. Instead I feel newly determined to help her find ways to channel all of her passionate emotions in life, to keep finding ways to grow beyond the bounds of anyone’s labels, and to evolve into a civilized but still authentic version of herself.

Five minutes after we drove away from the doctor’s office, with no prompting from us, Quinn said, “Next time, I’d like to say ‘I’m sorry’ to Dr. Parker.” 

I think three is pretty incredible.

Summer 2013

Quinn sat between us last night, on the front row couch at our local movie theater. She had on a yellow tshirt, striped leggins, polka dotted socks and her sneakers, a tall bag of popcorn in her lap. For longer than I imagined she would, she sat captivated by her first movie on the big screen. I watched her watch it, and couldn’t help but smile at all the possibilities that keep opening up.

Our whole summer has been like this--a happy arrival into the warm light at the end of the tunnel. Many of the things we feared would happen when we had a kid, happened--we had less freedom, we lost a lot of sleep, we had fewer adventures. But through it all we’ve kept thinking, someday...Someday we’ll be able to move around more. Someday we’ll travel with her. Someday she’ll enjoy doing things we like to do...

This summer we accomplished a lot. We got her in a canoe without her screaming to get out. We took her rock climbing with some friends (the little people snacked while the four adults took turns belaying and climbing). We had some good long walks, went berry picking, went to swimming holes and had some picnics. And we even got her in a plane and flew across the country.

In June, as we were getting our school year wrapped up, we were putting finishing touches on our summer plans--the perfect blend of family and solo adventures. The first of which was the big adventure: a trip to Wyoming to see our friends, Scott and Julie, and their daughter Eloise who is just a bit older than Quinn. Scott and Sam have been friends since they were about five years old. Julie and I were like old friends the first time we met; it’s not often I can be my unedited self right from the start. With Julie I could.

Getting to them involved an early morning flight out of Boston to Denver. A subway within the Denver airport to get from one terminal to the next. A bus ride from the airport to the rental car agency. Then a seven or eight hour drive to Wolf, Wyoming. All but the long drive would be new experiences for Quinn. I was worried and nervous a few days leading up to it. I was worried about getting Quinn and all of our stuff through the airport under time constraints. I was worried about missing the flight because toddler pace is so excruciatingly slow. I was worried we’d be those people on the airplane with the screaming toddler. I was also worried that by the time we got to our rental car we’d be so exhausted we wouldn’t make it to Wyoming. 

But Quinn wasn’t worried; she was excited. She was excited to use her new ladybug suitcase on wheels. She was excited to see Nonna & Poppa who live near the airport. She was excited to go on an airplane, even though she had no idea what that meant. And she was really excited to meet “The Eloise.” 

The travel day was almost effortless. Quinn was so engaged in everything going on that she was easy to deal with and fun to watch. The only minor snafu came when the flight attendant told her she had to put her seatbelt on so the plane could take off. She’s not particularly fond of being told what to do and, up to that point, we had managed to disguise most of our commands well enough that she just went along with them. But when the flight attendant leaned in and told her what to do, Quinn started screaming, as I knew she eventually would. “I wanna get off!” 

My reaction was to succumb to the inevitable humiliation and slouch back defeated in my seat. “Here we go,” I thought. Sam’s reaction was to lean down to her eye level and start talking in a very soft, high pitched voice, very very quickly. “Quinn! It’s okay! Don’t worry! It’s okay! We just have to put on our seatbelts...It’s just so you’ll be safe. Please put on your seatbelt! No, no, no, don’t cry, it’s okay. Really. It’s okay. Listen...” 

The truth is I have no idea what he said to her. I just remember thinking, “Oh my god, he’s totally panicking.” I became less concerned with Quinn than Sam. I wanted him to calm down, slow down, and stop the insane chatter. But before long, Quinn stopped screaming and just started staring at him. I’ve been calling it The Filibuster ever since: he just kept talking, as fast as he could, without a break, until she wore down and gave in. She was mesmerized, I was laughing, and Sam was winning. 

After that, we read Peter Rabbit about a thousand times and she gave me “haircuts” by rubbing my hair around in all the wrong directions. I looked like a wreck when we landed, but I was feeling pretty good.

And in the week that followed, I felt better and better. Within moments of our arrival, Eloise was taking Quinn in to see her bedroom and her toys. Scott and Julie were cooking the first of many incredible dinners. And we were settling in to our vacation on 12,000 acres of beautiful Wyoming grassland. We felt really spoiled.

We spent our days planning and executing all kinds of two-family adventures: truck rides out over the grassy hills to find good swimming holes, trips into town over 25 miles of dirt road for coffee and cupcakes, group hikes, picnics, some fishing for the dads, some more hiking and polo watching for the moms, lots of chicken feeding and kiddie pool time and cupcake baking and family meals, and daily vigils by the picture window watching early evening thunderstorms rolling in from the Bighorn Mountains.

Because Julie is even more organized than I am, she had both families settled into the same routine almost immediately--I loved it! And I especially loved the evening routine: One parent would accompany each kid to her respective end of the house for the bathing, toothbrushing, book reading, back rubbing and negotiating. One parent would help with dishes and general clean up. One parent would put the chickens to bed and water the garden. After all creatures great and small were tended to, four parents would meet in the kitchen to pour another cocktail and commiserate in hushed voices. It was so good for our spirits to be with friends who are almost exactly where we are in life...fighting the same battles, sharing the same joys. It bolstered us. Standing in the backyard, on the Fourth of July, the four of us watched fireworks on the wide horizon in two different towns. It was a good metaphor: when you’re in the fireworks, your own are all you can see. It’s nice to step back and see you’re not alone.

Admittedly, Scott and Julie’s fireworks seem a bit more mild than ours. Eloise is literally the nicest toddler ever...she shared everything with Quinn and, when Quinn swatted her away, or gave her a dirty look, or refused to share any of her few things, Eloise just offered Quinn more things. They were challenged by each other, regularly, but I think they loved each other too. Two months later Quinn is still talking about Eloise and we are still savoring the magic of those Wyoming days.

A few weeks after our return to Vermont, Sam and Quinn dropped me off at the ferry dock to cross Lake Champlain and meet up with Char on the other side so we could embark on another canoe trip, this year closer to home. The Nine Carries Route in the Adirondacks was a good concept, but somehow, preoccupied with whether or not we’d be up for the long portages (up to 1.6 miles), and whether we’d be able to pack light enough that we could carry our packs and the canoe at the same time, we failed to notice the ratio of portaging distance to paddling distance. This “paddling” trip was a lot like backpacking with a canoe. 

We camped in some of the darkest, dankest mosquito-nest campsites I’ve ever seen. And, on one occasion, when Char made a slight misstep off a slippery log with the canoe up over her head, she sunk to her crotch in mud, with both legs. I’d show you a picture but I can’t because I was laughing too hard and scrambling too much to take one. I’m not sure she’ll ever forgive me for failing to document that feat. What was also a feat was the fact that on the 20th anniversary of losing my mother, a date I worried about for weeks, if not months in advance, instead of being totally depressed, I spent the time cracking up. When you find yourself hiking up and over miles and miles of shitty trails, with a heavy pack and an essentially useless canoe, swatting bugs and sweating your ass off, there’s really nothing else you can do.  

Next year we’re planning a river trip.

Sam and Quinn came to pick me up at Char’s camp and, from there, we drove down for our summer visit with the Jacksons in the Poconos. This year the Madrid clan was home, and the California clan was there, and the local cousins came too for an afternoon picnic and birthday party for Jesse. It was a short visit with a lot of family news to cover, so we didn’t truly feel like we had enough time. With loved ones, I suppose, it is always that way. 

The next adventure was Sam’s. It finally worked out that he could get away for a real trip. With two other guys, he traveled north into Quebec to find and run some new rivers. There was map work to do, and a language barrier, and the water they were looking for was remote. I knew he was having a good time when I heard his message on the answering machine one day: “Hi, Ker! I’m just calling to let you know we made it off the river today, and now we’re headed into the wilderness a bit. I won’t have cell service; we’re not sure what’s up there. I’ll call when I make it back out.” The excitement in his voice was unmistakable; it’s good for him, I thought as I listened, to get back in touch with his adventurous self...it’s also good we have life insurance.

He came home happy, but I wouldn’t say satisfied. For Sam, scratching the boating itch is like scratching poison ivy...it just makes you want to scratch more.

And that’s okay, really, because we both feel like we’ve finally arrived to that place where the future we imagined for ourselves is possible. The place we’ve been working to get to for years and years. Even before Quinn came along, we were always working toward something. Toward a house, and gardens and land with a view. Toward a time when there might be a little money in the wallet so we could afford to leave the driveway. And we imagined having a happy, adventurous kid who would want to come with us. 

When we went climbing that morning earlier this summer, after I got lowered down from my climb, Quinn showed up next to me and whispered, “Great job, Mom.” And when we were riding the bus from the rental car agency back to the airport after our Wyoming vacation, Sam and I looked down at her between us and realized she had one arm around each of us. And last night, when I was saying goodnight, she hugged me and said, “I had a lot of fun with you at the movies tonight, Mom. Thank you for taking me. I love you.” And the same again today before her nap, "Thank you for taking me raspberry picking, Mom. I had a lot of fun."

It’s taken a long time and a lot of work, but the work has been good, and we’re proud of the results, and every day Quinn is our reward. We are really grateful.